«Amazing job You both are hella cute you better hold that nut..»
He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. We never had a second date. The fake report card : I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year.
Bella Thorne. Age: 29. Exquisite lady, the embodiment of passion and talent in one bottle. Fantastic appearance: flawless chest of the second size, wasp waist, well-groomed skin, attractive features. It is interesting to talk with me and hot in bed. I will become an adornment of fashionable parties and business negotiations, and the fact that I can get up in bed will drive you crazy with pleasure.
Funny Jokes for Adults
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In fact, we love them! Walter and Ethel agreed and up they went in the helicopter. The pilot performed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but not a word was said by either Walter or Ethel. That night he tucks his daughter into bed again and once again he hears her saying her prayers. The following day Bill is in a complete mess all day in work; a real nervous wreck.
Michelle Rodriguez. Age: 24. Charming seductress. I invite you to an unforgettable rendezvous! Meeting a friendly and harsh smile, in erotic exciting underwear, all at the highest level. I love to flirt and play with a partner, I appreciate reciprocity and enjoyable leisure.
16 Funny Short Stories and Books to Brighten Your Mood
The Mayo Clinic said there are both short-term and long-term effects of a good laugh, from soothing tension to improving the immune system. What is funny to some may not be funny to others. Additionally, many good writers often use humor to explore concepts and ideas that may be uncomfortable, controversial, or even downright disturbing. Humor is a lens for such stories.
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that?